『此間少年』
it's my precious
光芒 发表于 2011-10-05 10:34:24
我爱bambook，我更爱爱问共享资料。
想起来都很佩服自己，居然在小小手机上看完了两部鬼吹灯，还有各种不计其数的书籍。所以现在捧着bambook的时候都不知道当时是怎么看下来的……竟然还觉得夜间模式看也挺舒服的。直到bambook入手，这东西和我寸步不离。
记得小时候有好多年，我的床都有四分之一的位置被整排的书占据，每天晚上都要看看一排的书再睡觉，我还记得抚摸它们时又兴奋又安心的感觉，就是那种it's my precious, my own precious的感觉，不知道算不算收藏癖的一种。
当bambook入手以后，爱问共享资料激发了我这种收藏癖……
很担心有一天共享资料跟百度文库一样消失掉，所以现在每当我想起什么就饥不择食地去下载，在心里咩哈哈地大笑着，念着it's my precious把它们收到本本里。
光芒先生现在这把年纪，已经不能再像当年那样半夜爱欧冠就欧冠，爱打游戏打游戏，爱写文就写文了。能挥霍身体的年纪真是让人怀念。
所以我决定制定一个晚上九点过后不许看文的规定……没事大晚上看文萌得想挠墙想打滚兴奋得睡不着算什么嘛！！！
事实证明，背景狗血不是问题，CP是雷人也不是问题，情节老套更不算什么，一切在于写手，遇到大神级别的，一样必杀拿下。
幸好是长假，不然精神萎靡怎么混啊！
书柜已经满了，只好重新整理，我买的最后悔的一本书就是……生活在别处。这本书我翻到十多页就知道我是别想看懂了，还死厚的，当枕头倒是不错，放书柜就太占位置了。为毛我会买这本书啊？我想了半天，记得早年在某本杂志上看过对这句话的解读还蛮好玩的，没想到买回来一看全然不是这么回事，于是我百度百科之：
“生活在别处”，这句话在法国诗人兰波的笔下，是一句跃纸欲出的响亮口号，是19世纪一个法国天才诗人拿出一生的时间去为之努力争取的梦想。“生活在别处”本身就是一个美丽的、充满生命活力的句子。兰波以它作为诗句，米兰昆德拉以其作为小说的书名。
尼玛这才是坑爹啊！前者才是我想要的，谁知道后来杀出个文青啊！
作者采用了一种我们可以称之为客观意识流的叙述方式：时间与空间交织（不同时期不同地点所发生的事常常出现在同一段叙述中），现实与梦幻交织，情节的跳宏，思考的猝然与不连贯，故意模糊主语的陈述，这些都使此书更接近于诗歌而不是小说。假如我们把书中这些抒情性的因素去掉，这部作品的内容就剩不下什么了。这种形式使我们更能切近诗人的内心活动，感触到诗人的激情是怎样产生和燃烧的。
尼玛我华丽丽的在风中凌乱了……回想去年在火车上，我见一女子低头拂发，膝盖上放着一本崭新的厚书，一见封面，我差点笑出声来——生命不能承受之轻。身处吵吵闹闹的过道上，头顶飞溅的瓜子壳，耳听世俗的打牌声，该女子神情凝重，翻开第一页开始阅读。我只能祝她现世安稳，岁月静好，希望一会开车的时候你已经看好第一页了，下次记得换一本故事会。
书柜里还有一些零零碎碎的小本书，《一个人的好天气》好像是为了凑免邮才买的。
我根本看不懂这书要写什么，但是青山七惠的笔调极淡，极淡的、日式的味道我很喜欢。
昨天百度百科了一下，才了解这书获奖的原因和内涵。说实在的，如果这是当下年轻人的想法，我又只能承认我老了。难怪我看不懂，因为无法理解所谓“飞特族”的想法。或许是日本社会太宽容，中国社会是不会让年轻人有那么任性的本钱的。正当我们焦头烂额地想证明自己，怕被人无视，想承担起社会责任的时候，人家在忙着做社会的隐形人，不读书不上班不交三金只做临时工，去了东京还有不用付房租的带独立小院的房子住，妈妈一句话，你想读大学的话我有钱，你想去东京的话我给你介绍地方住。老太太一句话，我死以后房子给你吧。
这次我在看懂的前提下一页一页的翻完，只能感叹一句，小孩子啊……
想起来都很佩服自己，居然在小小手机上看完了两部鬼吹灯，还有各种不计其数的书籍。所以现在捧着bambook的时候都不知道当时是怎么看下来的……竟然还觉得夜间模式看也挺舒服的。直到bambook入手，这东西和我寸步不离。
记得小时候有好多年，我的床都有四分之一的位置被整排的书占据，每天晚上都要看看一排的书再睡觉，我还记得抚摸它们时又兴奋又安心的感觉，就是那种it's my precious, my own precious的感觉，不知道算不算收藏癖的一种。
当bambook入手以后，爱问共享资料激发了我这种收藏癖……
很担心有一天共享资料跟百度文库一样消失掉，所以现在每当我想起什么就饥不择食地去下载，在心里咩哈哈地大笑着，念着it's my precious把它们收到本本里。
光芒先生现在这把年纪，已经不能再像当年那样半夜爱欧冠就欧冠，爱打游戏打游戏，爱写文就写文了。能挥霍身体的年纪真是让人怀念。
所以我决定制定一个晚上九点过后不许看文的规定……没事大晚上看文萌得想挠墙想打滚兴奋得睡不着算什么嘛！！！
事实证明，背景狗血不是问题，CP是雷人也不是问题，情节老套更不算什么，一切在于写手，遇到大神级别的，一样必杀拿下。
幸好是长假，不然精神萎靡怎么混啊！
书柜已经满了，只好重新整理，我买的最后悔的一本书就是……生活在别处。这本书我翻到十多页就知道我是别想看懂了，还死厚的，当枕头倒是不错，放书柜就太占位置了。为毛我会买这本书啊？我想了半天，记得早年在某本杂志上看过对这句话的解读还蛮好玩的，没想到买回来一看全然不是这么回事，于是我百度百科之：
“生活在别处”，这句话在法国诗人兰波的笔下，是一句跃纸欲出的响亮口号，是19世纪一个法国天才诗人拿出一生的时间去为之努力争取的梦想。“生活在别处”本身就是一个美丽的、充满生命活力的句子。兰波以它作为诗句，米兰昆德拉以其作为小说的书名。
尼玛这才是坑爹啊！前者才是我想要的，谁知道后来杀出个文青啊！
作者采用了一种我们可以称之为客观意识流的叙述方式：时间与空间交织（不同时期不同地点所发生的事常常出现在同一段叙述中），现实与梦幻交织，情节的跳宏，思考的猝然与不连贯，故意模糊主语的陈述，这些都使此书更接近于诗歌而不是小说。假如我们把书中这些抒情性的因素去掉，这部作品的内容就剩不下什么了。这种形式使我们更能切近诗人的内心活动，感触到诗人的激情是怎样产生和燃烧的。
尼玛我华丽丽的在风中凌乱了……回想去年在火车上，我见一女子低头拂发，膝盖上放着一本崭新的厚书，一见封面，我差点笑出声来——生命不能承受之轻。身处吵吵闹闹的过道上，头顶飞溅的瓜子壳，耳听世俗的打牌声，该女子神情凝重，翻开第一页开始阅读。我只能祝她现世安稳，岁月静好，希望一会开车的时候你已经看好第一页了，下次记得换一本故事会。
书柜里还有一些零零碎碎的小本书，《一个人的好天气》好像是为了凑免邮才买的。
我根本看不懂这书要写什么，但是青山七惠的笔调极淡，极淡的、日式的味道我很喜欢。
昨天百度百科了一下，才了解这书获奖的原因和内涵。说实在的，如果这是当下年轻人的想法，我又只能承认我老了。难怪我看不懂，因为无法理解所谓“飞特族”的想法。或许是日本社会太宽容，中国社会是不会让年轻人有那么任性的本钱的。正当我们焦头烂额地想证明自己，怕被人无视，想承担起社会责任的时候，人家在忙着做社会的隐形人，不读书不上班不交三金只做临时工，去了东京还有不用付房租的带独立小院的房子住，妈妈一句话，你想读大学的话我有钱，你想去东京的话我给你介绍地方住。老太太一句话，我死以后房子给你吧。
这次我在看懂的前提下一页一页的翻完，只能感叹一句，小孩子啊……
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How can I not love you
光芒 发表于 2011-10-01 19:32:11
到了这个年头，还会去翻安娜与国王看的，想必都是为了屏幕上打出的Tom Felton了吧。
嗯……没错，片头一看到这个名字的时候是激动了……又傲娇又可爱，那尾音上扬的腔调……那是少爷特色啊~
我从来没有想过有一天回忆什么的时候是用十几年前这个字眼，可是确实，1999年，确实是十多年前的事情了，也从来没有想过听到人家说起安娜与国王的时候用的形容词是“老片子了”，就如同形容pippo的词从“小将”到“老将”一样在不适的同时让我惆怅起来。老片子了……？可是在我印象里，只有1998泰坦尼克号之前的电影才叫老片……
初中好友当时跟我说她家有安娜与国王的VCD，问我看不看，我说不了，好像不是很好看……于是我到今天才算看了这片。
那是怎么样一个电影繁华的时代，而现在又是怎么样一个原创电影和原创剧本萧条的时代。这电影如果放在当年，我顶多把它放在一线之下，算个中等水平吧，可如今我被俗烂电影狂轰滥炸了几年后，再去看安娜与国王，完完全全的惊艳到了。本来只是想看一下少爷就好，没想到发哥如此霸气。就连主题曲，当年混在一堆影视金曲的CD里处于被我播放跳跃地位的How can I not love you在片尾处响起，差点惊艳得我想哭了。
没有对比，你就不知道这个时代的电影能烂到多没有下限的地步。
我记得某个节目里曾为一部94年的电影鸣不平，因为那年是一个电影繁华至极的时期，不幸出品于1994年的电影被太多好作品夺走了奖项，如果放到今天，你难以想象它会是横空出世的感觉。可怜当时年少，放着一堆今天看来都是经典的电影以为是粗制滥造。
不管是剧本，演员，除了特技赶不上今天以外，哪一项不胜过如今十倍？
原本我以为是一个浑身穿金戴银光着脚丫骑大象的土著大王，但是发哥演绎得霸气难当，有原则，会变通，固守传统，兼具开明，不但是哥哥，是父亲，还是国王，他主角的气场在朱迪福斯特面前丝毫不让，这就是影帝的魅力啊。（这点不应该是理所当然的吗我感叹个毛啊果然近几年烂片看太多了！）知道有一句话说“主角是用来成长的，配角是用来欣赏的，反派是用来推动剧情发展”的吗？这句话什么意思？就是说当你按低俗小说的模式把配角变成主角以后，把卖点放大了甚至变成唯一的闪光点，它就毫无魅力可言了。现如今剧本的最大毛病就是喧宾夺主，不知点到为止，不留一点回味的余地。狗血剧情可以有，但那不能成为电影的全部。简而言之，如今电影症结就在于他们太想取悦观众了。为什么我推荐BBC的HOLMOS？因为腐和萌不是它唯一的卖点。
国王和安娜在皇宫里起舞，片尾响起How can I not love you，那是极美的画面。
如今名为爱情片的电影，却不见爱情。当时名为历史片的电影，才得见爱情。
How Can I Not Love You
how can i not love you
cannot touch, cannot hold, cannot be together
cannot love, cannot kiss, cannot love each other
must be strong and we must let go
cannot say what our hearts must know
how can i not love you
what do i tell my hearthow can
when do i not want you here in my arms
how does one walks away
from all of the memories
how do i not miss you when you are gone
cannot trip, cannot share sweet and tender moments
cannot feel how we feel, must pretend it's over
must be brave and we must go on, must not say
what we no longer long
how can i not love you
what do i tell my heart
when do i not want you here in my arms
how does one walks away
from all of the memories
how do i not miss you when you are gone
how can i not love you
must be brave and we must be strong
cannot say what we no longer long
how can i not love you
what do i tell my heart
when do i not want you here in my arms
how does one walks away
from all of the memories
how do i not miss you when you are gone
how can i not love you
嗯……没错，片头一看到这个名字的时候是激动了……又傲娇又可爱，那尾音上扬的腔调……那是少爷特色啊~
我从来没有想过有一天回忆什么的时候是用十几年前这个字眼，可是确实，1999年，确实是十多年前的事情了，也从来没有想过听到人家说起安娜与国王的时候用的形容词是“老片子了”，就如同形容pippo的词从“小将”到“老将”一样在不适的同时让我惆怅起来。老片子了……？可是在我印象里，只有1998泰坦尼克号之前的电影才叫老片……
初中好友当时跟我说她家有安娜与国王的VCD，问我看不看，我说不了，好像不是很好看……于是我到今天才算看了这片。
那是怎么样一个电影繁华的时代，而现在又是怎么样一个原创电影和原创剧本萧条的时代。这电影如果放在当年，我顶多把它放在一线之下，算个中等水平吧，可如今我被俗烂电影狂轰滥炸了几年后，再去看安娜与国王，完完全全的惊艳到了。本来只是想看一下少爷就好，没想到发哥如此霸气。就连主题曲，当年混在一堆影视金曲的CD里处于被我播放跳跃地位的How can I not love you在片尾处响起，差点惊艳得我想哭了。
没有对比，你就不知道这个时代的电影能烂到多没有下限的地步。
我记得某个节目里曾为一部94年的电影鸣不平，因为那年是一个电影繁华至极的时期，不幸出品于1994年的电影被太多好作品夺走了奖项，如果放到今天，你难以想象它会是横空出世的感觉。可怜当时年少，放着一堆今天看来都是经典的电影以为是粗制滥造。
不管是剧本，演员，除了特技赶不上今天以外，哪一项不胜过如今十倍？
原本我以为是一个浑身穿金戴银光着脚丫骑大象的土著大王，但是发哥演绎得霸气难当，有原则，会变通，固守传统，兼具开明，不但是哥哥，是父亲，还是国王，他主角的气场在朱迪福斯特面前丝毫不让，这就是影帝的魅力啊。（这点不应该是理所当然的吗我感叹个毛啊果然近几年烂片看太多了！）知道有一句话说“主角是用来成长的，配角是用来欣赏的，反派是用来推动剧情发展”的吗？这句话什么意思？就是说当你按低俗小说的模式把配角变成主角以后，把卖点放大了甚至变成唯一的闪光点，它就毫无魅力可言了。现如今剧本的最大毛病就是喧宾夺主，不知点到为止，不留一点回味的余地。狗血剧情可以有，但那不能成为电影的全部。简而言之，如今电影症结就在于他们太想取悦观众了。为什么我推荐BBC的HOLMOS？因为腐和萌不是它唯一的卖点。
国王和安娜在皇宫里起舞，片尾响起How can I not love you，那是极美的画面。
如今名为爱情片的电影，却不见爱情。当时名为历史片的电影，才得见爱情。
How Can I Not Love You
how can i not love you
cannot touch, cannot hold, cannot be together
cannot love, cannot kiss, cannot love each other
must be strong and we must let go
cannot say what our hearts must know
how can i not love you
what do i tell my hearthow can
when do i not want you here in my arms
how does one walks away
from all of the memories
how do i not miss you when you are gone
cannot trip, cannot share sweet and tender moments
cannot feel how we feel, must pretend it's over
must be brave and we must go on, must not say
what we no longer long
how can i not love you
what do i tell my heart
when do i not want you here in my arms
how does one walks away
from all of the memories
how do i not miss you when you are gone
how can i not love you
must be brave and we must be strong
cannot say what we no longer long
how can i not love you
what do i tell my heart
when do i not want you here in my arms
how does one walks away
from all of the memories
how do i not miss you when you are gone
how can i not love you
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魁拔
光芒 发表于 2011-09-10 11:24:16
对魁拔很失望，什么叫中国动画的新生？问题在于你不该拍成一部电影。我一直以为看了个十分钟吧，没想到结束了，90分钟的电影，介绍了一下人物，留了几个铺垫。如果它是一个10分钟的开场的话。
可问题在于它是一部90分钟的，完整的，电影！
电影是魅力是什么？是用1-2个小时的时间讲述一个完整的故事！
然后再看看这个可悲的电影预告：
原来如此啊，“从前有部电视连续剧，叫加勒比海盗……”原来这个年代可以把电视剧拍成电影，然后一年一集的播！
这是一个原创故事萧条的时代，电视剧可以改拍电影版，动画片可以改拍真人版，日本版拍完了可以拍美国版，连五年内的电视剧都可以重拍，随便颠倒。
仔细回想了一下，是从什么时候开始的？大概是2001年的魔戒三部曲和哈利波特七部曲，给了无数想不出剧本的编剧们一个超级大的启发，原来电影可以变成电视剧啊！问题在于你们不是罗琳或是托尔金，你们构造的不是中土大地，也没有自己制造出精灵语或者霍尔沃兹一段校史，你们所做的不够是一年播出一集柯南而已。而电影对于我最大的乐趣在于我不用去翻上一集说到哪里，哦错了，现在要知道的是去年播了什么。好，要是有头有尾我也忍了，不过是一年一部柯南剧场版而已。可我还没有见过哪一部柯南是用了90分钟介绍了出场人物还没有发生命案就明年再见的！
魁拔就是这样的！
对了，主角的衣服打扮，分明是鸟山明的小悟空吧……
可问题在于它是一部90分钟的，完整的，电影！
电影是魅力是什么？是用1-2个小时的时间讲述一个完整的故事！
然后再看看这个可悲的电影预告：
原来如此啊，“从前有部电视连续剧，叫加勒比海盗……”原来这个年代可以把电视剧拍成电影，然后一年一集的播！
这是一个原创故事萧条的时代，电视剧可以改拍电影版，动画片可以改拍真人版，日本版拍完了可以拍美国版，连五年内的电视剧都可以重拍，随便颠倒。
仔细回想了一下，是从什么时候开始的？大概是2001年的魔戒三部曲和哈利波特七部曲，给了无数想不出剧本的编剧们一个超级大的启发，原来电影可以变成电视剧啊！问题在于你们不是罗琳或是托尔金，你们构造的不是中土大地，也没有自己制造出精灵语或者霍尔沃兹一段校史，你们所做的不够是一年播出一集柯南而已。而电影对于我最大的乐趣在于我不用去翻上一集说到哪里，哦错了，现在要知道的是去年播了什么。好，要是有头有尾我也忍了，不过是一年一部柯南剧场版而已。可我还没有见过哪一部柯南是用了90分钟介绍了出场人物还没有发生命案就明年再见的！
魁拔就是这样的！
对了，主角的衣服打扮，分明是鸟山明的小悟空吧……
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鹧鸪哨 陈瞎子
光芒 发表于 2011-08-05 11:42:53
近日得闲，重读≪鬼吹灯≫，愈发觉得结构之缜密，意境之精奇，哪像是幻想小说？简直就如同埋藏地下之纪实手稿被带入尘世一般。可知“文章本天成，妙手偶得之”，所言非虚。 ——贺炜
因为这句话，这本在我手机里放了快半年的书我去看了。
果然所言非虚，我算是明白为什么网上那么多人怀疑鬼吹灯作者另有其人了，此书文笔国学之老道，在半冒险半武侠之间，特别是这种月满则亏的道学思想，怎么像是一个三十岁的年轻人写的？我又翻了后记及采访，作者坦言随编随写，这话我倒信，只是最佩服的是第一部随编的地方，第二部能圆谎圆得那么完美。
每部作品都有种理念贯穿其中，比如我最喜欢耳雅，是因为耳雅的理念是五个字“永远在一起”，这五个字也是我的理念。比如我不喜欢三叔，因为三叔的文字里悲观主义宿命论贯穿其中。天下霸唱的理念让人很舒服，不管遇到什么样的危险，始终没有放弃前进的希望。老胡和胖子的信仰是毛的红本子，始终坚信胜利会到来，杨小姐的信仰是上帝，在劫后余生的时候翻开圣经那个镜头，真是太美了。在大草原上老胡胖子丁思甜一起喊“死亡不属于工人阶级”，还有杨小姐流着泪说“old soldiers would never die”，都是支持他们信仰的一部分。
鹧鸪哨击杀群猴，回过头来，刚好看到了这最后一幕，心中轻叹了一声，颇为惋惜。这只被自己从无知村民屠刀下解救出来的“凤凰鸡”，乃是世间稀有之物，有道是“壮士刀下死，好马阵前亡”，怒晴鸡同千年黑琵琶王同归于尽，算得上是死得其所了，如此壮烈，总好过成为愚夫愚妇的盘中之餐。
对动物尚且如此，果然拿得起放得下，轻生死重情义。
两本八部，看完最有印象的竟然是鹧鸪哨。第一部里着墨不多，可黄河五枪连响无疑惊艳了一把。终于，第二部在怒晴湘西里鹧鸪哨和陈瞎子同时出场。
陈瞎子有并济天下之雄心，鹧鸪哨有有挽救同族之重任，当世两大豪杰行事迥异，鹧鸪哨独来独往，陈瞎子群龙之首，可谁也抢不了谁的镜，天下霸唱功底实在深不可测。
红姑娘动咒死于瘟疫，陈瞎子动咒坏了招子，鹧鸪哨动咒断了手臂，难怪有人说看了这章最大的感触就是谁也别乱发誓。在这个环节是天下霸唱最带旧式小说影子的地方，就好比封神演义就是一个不能乱发誓的地方，不管发了多离谱的誓言，该化成灰烬就灰烬，该去塞海眼就塞海眼。看的时候一直以为鹧鸪哨最终可以和红姑娘在一起，还以为红姑娘是杨小姐的外婆呢……谁知一别就是隔世。
鹧鸪哨不拘细节，当即应道：“此去西夏黑水城，成败难料，但只要有命回来，必不负陈兄美意，愿带她远走高飞。”
陈瞎子心中暗骂：“好你个修心不修口、戒色不戒淫的假道士，你倒答应得真痛快，也不推辞推辞……可红姑娘毕竟是在常胜山里插香的，将来她想拔香离山金盆洗手，只怕没这么容易，到时候看我怎么难为你的。”
当世两大豪杰烟消云散，可有信仰贯穿其中，不管什么样的结局，只会让人唏嘘叹息，却不感到悲伤。
因为这句话，这本在我手机里放了快半年的书我去看了。
果然所言非虚，我算是明白为什么网上那么多人怀疑鬼吹灯作者另有其人了，此书文笔国学之老道，在半冒险半武侠之间，特别是这种月满则亏的道学思想，怎么像是一个三十岁的年轻人写的？我又翻了后记及采访，作者坦言随编随写，这话我倒信，只是最佩服的是第一部随编的地方，第二部能圆谎圆得那么完美。
每部作品都有种理念贯穿其中，比如我最喜欢耳雅，是因为耳雅的理念是五个字“永远在一起”，这五个字也是我的理念。比如我不喜欢三叔，因为三叔的文字里悲观主义宿命论贯穿其中。天下霸唱的理念让人很舒服，不管遇到什么样的危险，始终没有放弃前进的希望。老胡和胖子的信仰是毛的红本子，始终坚信胜利会到来，杨小姐的信仰是上帝，在劫后余生的时候翻开圣经那个镜头，真是太美了。在大草原上老胡胖子丁思甜一起喊“死亡不属于工人阶级”，还有杨小姐流着泪说“old soldiers would never die”，都是支持他们信仰的一部分。
鹧鸪哨击杀群猴，回过头来，刚好看到了这最后一幕，心中轻叹了一声，颇为惋惜。这只被自己从无知村民屠刀下解救出来的“凤凰鸡”，乃是世间稀有之物，有道是“壮士刀下死，好马阵前亡”，怒晴鸡同千年黑琵琶王同归于尽，算得上是死得其所了，如此壮烈，总好过成为愚夫愚妇的盘中之餐。
对动物尚且如此，果然拿得起放得下，轻生死重情义。
两本八部，看完最有印象的竟然是鹧鸪哨。第一部里着墨不多，可黄河五枪连响无疑惊艳了一把。终于，第二部在怒晴湘西里鹧鸪哨和陈瞎子同时出场。
陈瞎子有并济天下之雄心，鹧鸪哨有有挽救同族之重任，当世两大豪杰行事迥异，鹧鸪哨独来独往，陈瞎子群龙之首，可谁也抢不了谁的镜，天下霸唱功底实在深不可测。
红姑娘动咒死于瘟疫，陈瞎子动咒坏了招子，鹧鸪哨动咒断了手臂，难怪有人说看了这章最大的感触就是谁也别乱发誓。在这个环节是天下霸唱最带旧式小说影子的地方，就好比封神演义就是一个不能乱发誓的地方，不管发了多离谱的誓言，该化成灰烬就灰烬，该去塞海眼就塞海眼。看的时候一直以为鹧鸪哨最终可以和红姑娘在一起，还以为红姑娘是杨小姐的外婆呢……谁知一别就是隔世。
鹧鸪哨不拘细节，当即应道：“此去西夏黑水城，成败难料，但只要有命回来，必不负陈兄美意，愿带她远走高飞。”
陈瞎子心中暗骂：“好你个修心不修口、戒色不戒淫的假道士，你倒答应得真痛快，也不推辞推辞……可红姑娘毕竟是在常胜山里插香的，将来她想拔香离山金盆洗手，只怕没这么容易，到时候看我怎么难为你的。”
当世两大豪杰烟消云散，可有信仰贯穿其中，不管什么样的结局，只会让人唏嘘叹息，却不感到悲伤。
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北静王
光芒 发表于 2011-06-14 14:09:02
记得小时候看的一本书的后记教育我们说，某些人写正经文章半天掰不出几个字，一写起歪门邪道就顺手流入水，大家要引以为戒之类的，以至于我一直对写Ｈ有点障碍。
终于有一本书彻底推翻了这句话，《红楼遗秘》ＢＹ迷男，貌似至今未完结。
这本书做到了通篇Ｈ又太上得了台面了，简直是情色界的集大成者，同人界的泰斗神篇，把Ｈ写到正经得一塌糊涂的经典之作。
我本来就喜欢纠结于这种前后细节的构建，加上原著人物和创造人物的融合，江湖和皇权的变换，古典精髓的虚实挖掘，各种线索草蛇灰线，伏脉千里，这作者要有多亦正亦邪博大啊……
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吐，吐槽的吐
光芒 发表于 2011-05-18 23:12:44
什么我是一个没有过去和未来的人，什么还好没有害死你，什么带我回家，什么面具戴久了就摘不下来了，什么比鬼神更可怕的是人心，什么没有时间了，什么真相不是你能承受的，什么我看到了终极，什么用我的一生换你十年天真无邪，什么身体柔软眼睛淡漠如水，这种港台电视剧玩剩下的还在说很萌啊很激动？我呸，连写都没有写完还推荐茅盾文学奖，没头没尾的东西连出七部卖银子，而且此人其他作品也是如此，解密篇可以出一本嘛，番外还可以很多本嘛，前传后传也可以上嘛，哦？您爱这么玩也就算了，漏洞百出bug一大堆，玩点暧昧桥段还是老掉牙狗血港台剧玩腻了的，这种粗制滥造的东西还百度文库维权，想钱想疯了吧，还粉丝求盗8，连实体书都错别字连篇的东西，还细节党考据党，你以为红楼梦啊？去看看以前的访谈，再对比一下现在人家说他很早就想好结局了，您果然是很配矛盾文学奖。
没什么，我只是看到有人微访谈装逼过头吐槽一下而已，只是看不爽有人太看得起自己而已。
没什么，我只是看到有人微访谈装逼过头吐槽一下而已，只是看不爽有人太看得起自己而已。
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why don't you just concenteate on being the best you you can be
光芒 发表于 2011-04-05 18:47:29
Mark: Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kind living in the United States?
Erica: That can't possibly be true.
Mark: It is.
Erica :What would account for that?
Mark: Well, first,an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question. How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got 1600 on theirs SATs?
Erica: I didn't know they take SATs in China.
Mark: They don't. I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.
Erica: You got a 1600?
Mark: Yes. I could sing in an cappella group, but I can't sing.
Erica: Does that mean you actually got noting wrong?
Mark: I could row crew or invent a ＄25 PC.
Erica: Or you could get into a final club.
Mark: Or I get into a final club.
Erica: You know, from a woman's perspective, sometimes not singing in an cappella group is a good thing.
Mark: This is serious.
Erica: On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew.
Mark: Well, I can't do that.
Erica: I was kidding.
Mark: And, yes, I got noting wrong on the test.
Erica: Have you ever tried?
Mark: I'm trying right now.
Erica: To row crew?
Mark: To get into a final club. To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional?
Erica: Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once. I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at.
Mark: But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
Ericas: No.
Mark: Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes. And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew so I assumed you had met one.
Erica: I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cow, Marks.
Mark: Okay.
Erica: Should we get someting to eat?
Mark: Would you like to talking about someting else?
Erica: No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club, I think I may have missed a birthday.There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population...
Mark: The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club...Roosevelt punched the Porc.
Erica: Which one?
Mark: The Porcellian, The Porc. It's the best of the best.
Erica: Which Roosevelt?
Mark: Theodore.
Erica: Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party with the next Fed chairman?
Mark: So you can see why it's so important to get in.
Erica: Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?
Mark: Why would you ask me that?
Erica: I was just asking.
Mark: None of them. That's the point. My friend Eduardo made ＄300,000 betting oil futures one summer and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.
Erica: Must be nice. He made ＄300,000 in a summer?
Mark: He likes meteorology.
Erica: You said it was oil futures.
Mark: You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil. I think you asked me that beacause you think the final club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance.
Erica: I...What?
Mark: You asked me which one was the easiest to get into beacause you think the final club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance.
Erica: The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one where anybody has the best chance.
Mark: You didn't ask me which one was the best one, you asked me which one was the easiest one.
Erica: I was honestly just asking, okay? I was just asking to ask. Mark, I'm not speaking in code.
Mark: Erica.
Erica: You're obsessed with finals clubs. You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it who will prescribe you some sort of medication. You don't care if the side effects may include blindness.
Mark: Final clubs. Not "finals clubs." And there's a different between being obsessed and being motivated.
Erica: Yes. There is.
Mark: Well, you do. That was cryptic, so you do speak in code.
Erica: I didn't mean to be cryptic.
Mark: I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.
Erica: Why?
Mark: Because they're exclusive. And fun, and they lead to a better life.
Erica: Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix Club.
Mark: He was a menber of Porcellian, and yes, he did.
Erica: Well, why don't you just concenteate on being the best you you can be?
Mark: Did you really just say that?
Erica: I was kidding.
Mark: Just because someting's trite doesn't make it less true. I wanna try to be straightforward with you and tell you I think you might want to be a litter more supportive. If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings, and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet.
Erica: You would do that for me?
Mark: We're dating.
Erica: Okay. Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you and let you know that we're not anymore.
Mark: What do you mean?
Erica: We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry.
Mark: Is this a joke?
Erica: No, it's not.
Mark: You're breaking up with me?
Erica: You're gonna introduce me to people I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet? What the f...What is that supposed to mean?
Mark: Wait, settle down.
Erica: What is it supposed to mean?
Mark: Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy.
Erica: "The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy. The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people. And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?
Mark: Wait. Wait, wait.
Erica: I'm going back to my dorm.
Mark: Is this real?
Erica: Yes.
Mark: Then wait, I apolpgize, okay?
Erica: I have to go study.
Mark: Erica?
Erica: Yes?
Mark: I'm sorry, I mean it.
Erica: I appreciate that, but I have to go study.
Mark: Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk.
Erica: I can't.
Mark: Why?
Erica: Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like a StairMaster.
Mark: All I meant is that you're not likely to...Currently...I wasn't making a commnet on your appearance. I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all. And if it seemed rude, then I apologize.
Erica: I have to go study.
Mark: You don't have to study.
Erica: Why do you keep saying I don't have to study?
Mark: 'Cause you go to BU. Do you want to get some food?
Erica: I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
Mark: And I'm sorry I don't have a romboat, so we're even.
Erica: I think we should just be friends.
Mark: I don't want friends.
Erica: I was just being polite. I have not intention of being friends with you.
Mark: I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class, and if we could just order some foof, I think we should...
Erica: Okay, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're gonna to through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
社交网络，这是一部我完全看不下去的片，唯独片头这段对话很是醒目。
Erica: That can't possibly be true.
Mark: It is.
Erica :What would account for that?
Mark: Well, first,an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question. How do you distinguish yourself in a population of people who all got 1600 on theirs SATs?
Erica: I didn't know they take SATs in China.
Mark: They don't. I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.
Erica: You got a 1600?
Mark: Yes. I could sing in an cappella group, but I can't sing.
Erica: Does that mean you actually got noting wrong?
Mark: I could row crew or invent a ＄25 PC.
Erica: Or you could get into a final club.
Mark: Or I get into a final club.
Erica: You know, from a woman's perspective, sometimes not singing in an cappella group is a good thing.
Mark: This is serious.
Erica: On the other hand, I do like guys who row crew.
Mark: Well, I can't do that.
Erica: I was kidding.
Mark: And, yes, I got noting wrong on the test.
Erica: Have you ever tried?
Mark: I'm trying right now.
Erica: To row crew?
Mark: To get into a final club. To row crew? No. Are you, like, whatever, delusional?
Erica: Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once. I'm not sure which one I'm supposed to be aiming at.
Mark: But you've seen guys who row crew, right?
Ericas: No.
Mark: Okay, well, they're bigger than me. They're world-class athletes. And a second ago, you said you like guys who row crew so I assumed you had met one.
Erica: I guess I just meant I like the idea of it. You know, the way a girl likes cow, Marks.
Mark: Okay.
Erica: Should we get someting to eat?
Mark: Would you like to talking about someting else?
Erica: No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club, I think I may have missed a birthday.There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population...
Mark: The Phoenix is the most diverse. The Fly Club...Roosevelt punched the Porc.
Erica: Which one?
Mark: The Porcellian, The Porc. It's the best of the best.
Erica: Which Roosevelt?
Mark: Theodore.
Erica: Is it true that they send a bus around to pick up girls who want to party with the next Fed chairman?
Mark: So you can see why it's so important to get in.
Erica: Okay, well, which is the easiest to get into?
Mark: Why would you ask me that?
Erica: I was just asking.
Mark: None of them. That's the point. My friend Eduardo made ＄300,000 betting oil futures one summer and Eduardo won't come close to getting in. The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.
Erica: Must be nice. He made ＄300,000 in a summer?
Mark: He likes meteorology.
Erica: You said it was oil futures.
Mark: You can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil. I think you asked me that beacause you think the final club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance.
Erica: I...What?
Mark: You asked me which one was the easiest to get into beacause you think the final club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance.
Erica: The one that's the easiest to get into would be the one where anybody has the best chance.
Mark: You didn't ask me which one was the best one, you asked me which one was the easiest one.
Erica: I was honestly just asking, okay? I was just asking to ask. Mark, I'm not speaking in code.
Mark: Erica.
Erica: You're obsessed with finals clubs. You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about it who will prescribe you some sort of medication. You don't care if the side effects may include blindness.
Mark: Final clubs. Not "finals clubs." And there's a different between being obsessed and being motivated.
Erica: Yes. There is.
Mark: Well, you do. That was cryptic, so you do speak in code.
Erica: I didn't mean to be cryptic.
Mark: I'm just saying I need to do something substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.
Erica: Why?
Mark: Because they're exclusive. And fun, and they lead to a better life.
Erica: Teddy Roosevelt didn't get elected president because he was a member of the Phoenix Club.
Mark: He was a menber of Porcellian, and yes, he did.
Erica: Well, why don't you just concenteate on being the best you you can be?
Mark: Did you really just say that?
Erica: I was kidding.
Mark: Just because someting's trite doesn't make it less true. I wanna try to be straightforward with you and tell you I think you might want to be a litter more supportive. If I get in, I will be taking you to the events and the gatherings, and you'll be meeting a lot of people you wouldn't normally get to meet.
Erica: You would do that for me?
Mark: We're dating.
Erica: Okay. Well, I wanna try and be straightforward with you and let you know that we're not anymore.
Mark: What do you mean?
Erica: We're not dating anymore. I'm sorry.
Mark: Is this a joke?
Erica: No, it's not.
Mark: You're breaking up with me?
Erica: You're gonna introduce me to people I wouldn't normally have the chance to meet? What the f...What is that supposed to mean?
Mark: Wait, settle down.
Erica: What is it supposed to mean?
Mark: Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink right now is 'cause you used to sleep with the door guy.
Erica: "The door guy"? His name is Bobby. I have not slept with the door guy. The door guy is a friend of mine, and he's a perfectly good class of people. And what part of Long Island are you from, Wimbledon?
Mark: Wait. Wait, wait.
Erica: I'm going back to my dorm.
Mark: Is this real?
Erica: Yes.
Mark: Then wait, I apolpgize, okay?
Erica: I have to go study.
Mark: Erica?
Erica: Yes?
Mark: I'm sorry, I mean it.
Erica: I appreciate that, but I have to go study.
Mark: Come on, you don't have to study. Let's just talk.
Erica: I can't.
Mark: Why?
Erica: Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like a StairMaster.
Mark: All I meant is that you're not likely to...Currently...I wasn't making a commnet on your appearance. I was saying that you go to BU. I was stating a fact, that's all. And if it seemed rude, then I apologize.
Erica: I have to go study.
Mark: You don't have to study.
Erica: Why do you keep saying I don't have to study?
Mark: 'Cause you go to BU. Do you want to get some food?
Erica: I am sorry you are not sufficiently impressed with my education.
Mark: And I'm sorry I don't have a romboat, so we're even.
Erica: I think we should just be friends.
Mark: I don't want friends.
Erica: I was just being polite. I have not intention of being friends with you.
Mark: I'm under some pressure right now from my OS class, and if we could just order some foof, I think we should...
Erica: Okay, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're gonna to through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
社交网络，这是一部我完全看不下去的片，唯独片头这段对话很是醒目。
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不能HE的统统是借口
光芒 发表于 2011-04-01 00:14:22
群邮件是个好东西==于是我手头各种文齐全，竟然还有一个700MB全是75同人……好吧，我就是来吐槽的。
我喜欢龙猫这个CP，偏偏看得我那么蛋疼……
所有不能HE的统统是借口！所有SE统统是蛋疼自找！非搞得跟杨过小龙女一样你才爽啊？狗屁个君臣之道江山社稷礼教之防，表以为古代人视野就没你开阔见识没你广行为没你前卫，你问问贺兰敏之和他奶奶搞的时候荒唐不荒唐？诱奸李弘未来王妃的时候是不是满城风雨？所以我就是喜欢脏唐臭汉，人生在世当如行云流水任意所之，这些翘楚若如你所写年少华美笑傲江湖，岂会为小小世俗所扰？连在一起都不能掌控，江山个屁！
附上两个链接：
身为一个甜蜜小白文HE控…… + 一见杨过倒霉催
------>其实点进去博客首页，自行寻找==
展示一下强大的群邮件，其实只是一部分而已……
我喜欢龙猫这个CP，偏偏看得我那么蛋疼……
所有不能HE的统统是借口！所有SE统统是蛋疼自找！非搞得跟杨过小龙女一样你才爽啊？狗屁个君臣之道江山社稷礼教之防，表以为古代人视野就没你开阔见识没你广行为没你前卫，你问问贺兰敏之和他奶奶搞的时候荒唐不荒唐？诱奸李弘未来王妃的时候是不是满城风雨？所以我就是喜欢脏唐臭汉，人生在世当如行云流水任意所之，这些翘楚若如你所写年少华美笑傲江湖，岂会为小小世俗所扰？连在一起都不能掌控，江山个屁！
附上两个链接：
身为一个甜蜜小白文HE控…… + 一见杨过倒霉催
------>其实点进去博客首页，自行寻找==
展示一下强大的群邮件，其实只是一部分而已……
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